Hour after hour I waited for your return...

You never came.

Days passed like minutes

And still you were nowhere in sight.

I wondered and worried,

Pondered myself into a state of mind

Where reality became distant,

And where the joys of life

Tormented me.

When they called me

And told me you were on a plane to Vegas,

I nearly died of

A cross between anger and relief.

and here's a song to break the tension:

HAHAHA! I've never even been on a plane! Seriously, if I really had a husband like that I'd have filed a divorce by now. Scumbag.